5 Things you totally love about Facebook

1. Random people from your ex-past add you as friend. An excellent opportunity to reconnect with those old friends! Perhaps they’ll talk about about your achievements when they go for coffee with similarly ex-people from the never years! How awesome!

2. People invite you to participate in awesome apps, coupled with contextually-relevant ads!! Why don’t you just sort it out and send your bank account number to Facebook so they can take care of everything? Everyone’s doing it, why the hell aren’t you!?

3. People post really interesting stuff all day long! Why bother getting a life or even a job? You can make your money online, and keep up to date with the most meaningful thoughts to come out of your friends minds all the time! What an epic life you’ll have!

4. Facebook even change their minds if you don’t like their changes! Why, it’s your website after all, who are they to say what goes? You can tell them how you feel, and they’ll change everything for you! Great!!!

5. You don’t have to worry about the “New World Order”, facebook has your details safely stored. There’ll be no need for ID cards or microchip implantation, simply because Facebook will have your info and never say a word!

That’s our list. Amazing right? Yeah!