What to do when someone on the internet is wrong!

Five tips on how to handle those trolls who can’t see that you’re right about everything!

1. Use your imagination and, and insult them lots – like this: Did your internet date stand you up?

2. Argue with them, until the early hours of the morning if necessary! Never give up, never surrender.

3.  Briefly mention that God is on your side.

4.   Point them to a few YouTube videos that explain your point vaugely. Rick Roll ‘em if you need to.

5. Carefully construct all your sentences so that

6. Keep them waiting until they think you’re done, and repeat #1-6.

That’s it, hope this helps everyone get more clients, feel better looking, and fills-in all your paperwork and feeds your cat (or dog)!!